It wFas so nice throwing big parties
Jump into the pool from the balcony
Everyone swimming in a champagne sea
And there are no rules when you show up here
Bass beat rattling the chandelier
Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year
So whyBb'd you have to rain on my paradCe?
I'm shaking my headGm. I'm locking the gateCs
* This is why we can't have
NiceF thingDms, darBbling C
BecaFuse you break them
I hDmad to take them awayBb
ThisC is why we can't have
NiceF thingDms, honBbey C
DidF you think I wouldn't hear
all Dmthe things you said about meBb?
ThisC is why we can't have nice things
It Fwas so nice being friends again
There I was, giving you a second chance
But then you stabbed in the back
while shaking my hand
And therein lies the issue
Friends don't try to trick you
Get you on the phone and mind-twist you
And so I took an axe to a mended fence
But I'm notBb the only friend you've lost latCely
If only you wereGmn't so shaCdy
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HereF's a toast to my realDm friends
TheyBb don't care about that he-Csaid-she-said
AndF here's to my baDmby
He Bbain't reading what they callC me lately
AndF here's to my momDmma
HadBb to listen to all Cthis drama
And hereF's to you Dm
‘Cause forgiveBbness is a nice thing to do C
Haha, I can't even say it with a straight face
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